Flowers for Valentine's Day? Psssh! Bros want jerky!

Bacon bouquets, jerky hearts and more to romance your man here!

January 24, 2019

Candy, flowers and teddy bears holding hearts - traditional ways to woo your girls for Valentine's Day! What about a guy tho?

Does a dude really want to get a bouquet of roses delivered to work?

Companies like Man Crates and Bacon Addicts think not and are offering alternatives...

Like a bouquet of salami...

“A salami by any other name would smell as sweet” - Shakespeare

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OR, instead of a box of about a heart box of jerky? **Also available in "exotic" (buffalo, elk, wild boar)

✨-- Now's your chance to save 14% on our most unique and exciting Valentine’s gifts. Show him you care with a delectable Jerky Heart or a salaciously savory Salami Bouquet. But be sure to act fast. Just like true love, this deal is rare.

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If your love has a love for bacon tho, this bouquet of bacon roses from Bacon Boxes is where it's at...

*Bacon Addicts also overs some simliar "flower looks" lol

Now while saying "I Love You" with meat is delish...remember being with your love should be all the Valentine you need! :p